Two gay men are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. This fascinates one of them as he reaches into the cage to touch it.

The gorilla grabs the man, drags him into the cage and mates with him, nonstop, for six hours. When the ape is done, he throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called, and he's is taken away to the hospital.

A few days later his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt? "

"AM I HURT", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written, nothing...!"