5:30 am: Gym (aerobics and free weights…upper body) and shower

7:00 am: Breakfast (oatmeal, egg whites and Mimosas)

8:00 am: Hair appointment (cut, touch-up the roots and manicure)

10:00 am: Shopping (Saks, Barney's, Pottery Barn and Tower Records)

12:00 noon: Brunch (Thai salad with reduced fat dressing, spring roll and imported Swiss bottled water served at room temperature)

2:00 pm: Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments, as well as all other forms of World Government. Destroy all healthy marriages, replace school counselors in grades K-12 with agents from the Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, bulldoze all houses of worship, and secure total control of the Internet and all other mass media.

2:15 pm: Mud and cucumber mask along with well-deserved beauty rest to prevent wrinkles resulting from the stress of world conquest and domination.

4:00 pm: Cocktails (accompanied by imported Beluga caviar on toast points)

6:00 pm: Dinner (salad of endive, vine ripened cherry tomatoes, thinly sliced Bermuda onion, arugula and radicchio with a fat-free balsamic vinaigrette, Veal Marsala and PouillyFuisse)

8:00 pm: Theater (Musical)

10:30 pm: Dancing

Midnight: Return home for meaningful overnight relationship